This. Is. Hilarious.
Yes, lets go and throw ourselves through a tree. the height of masculinity.
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
NO DONT DO THAT
#Can you just imagine if there were people passing by #and they heard Cedric saying that to Harry? #they’d probably be thinking that they would go to that restroom #and make looove and shit #and then when Cedric died #it made sense why Harry was like on top of him and bawling #BECAUSE HIS BOYFRIEND DIED #omg that hogwarts student probably thought they were Sherlock figuring all this shit out
I bet all the students shipped them.
I bet they called them Harric
i will never not love this post
making a joke and waiting for a response like
xx I shared this with Heather awkward-fallen-angel but never with my followers so here it is the TEAMSUPERAWKWARDSASS T-shirt edit I made xx
i dont want a job i just want paychecks
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you
this is the most fucking embarrassing post on this entire fucking site please burn it immediately
I’m using this with the next Jehovah witness at my door
I cry more over TV shows than I do personal problems
what if all mermaids & sirens are lesbians who are singing to attract ladies so when they get men instead they just toss them aside & accidentally drown them in frustration??
I can confirm this is 100% true
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