family don´t end with blood

why-am-i-narrating:

This. Is. Hilarious.

loki-for-ruler:

bennynhiddles:

sweet

Yes, lets go and throw ourselves through a tree. the height of masculinity.

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

joshpeckofficial:

making a joke and waiting for a response like

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padaleckidalek-fallen-angel:

xx I shared this with Heather awkward-fallen-angel but never with my followers so here it is the TEAMSUPERAWKWARDSASS T-shirt edit I made xx 

padaleckidalek-fallen-angel:

xx I shared this with Heather awkward-fallen-angel but never with my followers so here it is the TEAMSUPERAWKWARDSASS T-shirt edit I made xx 

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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radical-beta:

when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you

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potters-angels:

ben-c:

this is the most fucking embarrassing post on this entire fucking site please burn it immediately

I’m using this with the next Jehovah witness at my door

potters-angels:

ben-c:

this is the most fucking embarrassing post on this entire fucking site please burn it immediately

I’m using this with the next Jehovah witness at my door

adifferentsomethingsomething:

I cry more over TV shows than I do personal problems

quantumfemme:

schrodingerstriceratops:

what if all mermaids & sirens are lesbians who are singing to attract ladies so when they get men instead they just toss them aside & accidentally drown them in frustration??

I can confirm this is 100% true

there are two types of pain in this world: pain that hurts you, and pain that changes you.
unknown (via cringely)