if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate
Cough basalisk cough
fifteen fucking feet AND 2,502 POUNDS ARE YOU SHITTING ME
what if he was friendly and carried his friends on his back you know his name not his story
it would be like the snake from a series of unfortunate events hhhh
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
Reblogging for that fucking comment
made my day
still not over it.
when you read fanfic and kink you don’t like appears
when you read fanfic and kink you didn’t know you like until now appears
these gifs are perfect
you don’t know betrayal until you’ve had the wire in your favourite bra come out to stab your heart
there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u
I was looking for this for so long.